This Week's Gem

So, I'm 5'10". I'm definitely taller than your average woman. And I'm about 1 inch taller than your average man.

This comes with certain advantages and disadvantages. I don't get as pissed off when someone sits in the seat in front of me at the movies. I can reach things that my roommate can't (which comes in very handy). If there were to be a flood, I might fare better than those shorter than I. It's science.

There are, however, some drawbacks to Amazon-hood, most of which having to do with the fact that we live in a society where men are supposed to be BIG AND STRONG AND ABLE TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND but women are supposed to be tiny and frail and easily overpowered.

Thus, the ideology of this suitor:

What a damn pity.

(I'm sure that I would also be too fat, too loud, too opinionated, and too self-serving.)

Also problematic: "everyone sucks so I guess you're here;" the usage of the R word (and as an adverb, no less); and signing off with a polite "eff you."

But have no fear, for there is a second explanation for this lovely boy's ramblings:

WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE?!

Regards,
The Gentle Giant