Step 1: Make light of the experience of rape victims.
Step 2: Link to a funny* picture with a name like "radioactive pedophile on the loose" that someone surely would not want to click on.
Step 3: Mention your affinity for anime.
Step 4: Something about squirrels... wtf. No, I'm done trying to make sense of this.
Step 5: Welcome criticism.
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Profit.
Although this stud invited me to "give [him] [my] best shot," I wasn't sure of where to begin, so he remains waiting by his empty inbox, perhaps trying out his stealthy game plan with other unsuspecting dateables.
-Jo
*Make sure it isn't actually funny, though.
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